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Mesdames et messieurs,
a toast
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to the supreme
empereur de France,
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Napoleon Bonaparte,
who in his infinite wisdom
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has given the people
of Palau-Palau
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a most inspiring gift.
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Moi.
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Now that's what I call
a French toast.
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Would the Emperor
not be outraged
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if he knew his own brother
was honoring him
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with an American wine?
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Yeah, I thought
Napoleon's trade embargo
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put the kibosh
on imported hooch.
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Oh, it was your men that raided that
supply ship last week, eh, Croquester?
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Emilia, your new attaché
is indeed quite astute.
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I'll have to take your
word on that, Governor.
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I hope you were not too upset
that your little, fledgling
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democracy was emasculated
on the open sea, Jacques.
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Not if it means free booze.
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I'll club him with that day-old
baguette, you find the loot.
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Do try to live up
to your name, Mr. Stiles.
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Governor,
I humbly offer the use
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of my exporting vessels to
ship your bounty back to France.
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The Governor has no intention of
parting with his prize, madame.
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CROQUE: As you Americans say,
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"Finders, keepers."
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Oh, I dropped my napkin.
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Chivalry's dead.
Get it yourself.
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If Monsieur Stiles
were my attaché,
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I would string him up
by his ooh-la-las
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as a warning to all insolents
wherever they may hide.
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Take your head out
and stay a while, Le Pew.
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It looks like
you could use the air.
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We, British
have a saying, Captain,
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"There's more than one way
to crack a nut."
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(SPOON CLANGING)
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Let me help you
with your napkin.
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Oh, thank you.
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(WHISPERING)
Leggo my Eggos.
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The Governor's life
is in danger.
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You're telling me. If he insults the
stars and stripes one more time...
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Listen, Jack, that little
girl has been assembling a gun.
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You're imagining things.
And I would know.
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I took a bullet for Washington
when he was crossing the Delaware.
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I cut the string
on Franklin's kite
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to keep him from frying
his fat ass.
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And you wanna know why?
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'Cause I smell danger
wherever it wafts.
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Oh.
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Okay, it's wafting.
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But you still haven't told me
why I should care.
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I thought our mission here
was to keep Napoleon
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from expanding his influence
into the East Indies.
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Croque may be a swine, Jack,
but he is a tolerable swine.
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If he were to die,
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Napoleon would unleash so
great a fury on Palau-Palau
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that our mission would be
rendered impossible.
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Not to mention that little
girl would be executed.
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Oh, my sense of duty
gives me such a headache.
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Annie, more aspic
for my poulet rôti.
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MAN: Pass the chicken.
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Jack!
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MAN: Let's pick up the girl.
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Jack.
Go. Go.
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Jack?
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Splendid party, Governor.
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(SINGING) In 1801,
the Revolution had been won
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And Uncle Sam's favorite son
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Had a job he needed done
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Which brought Jack to a lady
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Both beautiful and smart
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Who found his mix intriguing
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A scoundrel with a heart!
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From the Halls of Montezuma
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To the shores of Tripoli
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There was never
a leatherneck braver
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A daring dragoon is he!
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He'll halt the bold advance
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Of Napoleon's attack
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There ain't a French
or pirate rogue
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Who don't know Jack!
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From the Halls of Montezuma
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To the shores of Tripoli
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Sailin' 'round
the bloody world
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To defend democracy
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And when ya need
a fightin' man
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To trust or watch your back
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Just ask the bloke
right next to ya
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Damn right!
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It's Jack!
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Execute her at once.
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JACK: No, wait.
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(COUGHING)
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It's all right.
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No harm done.
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What is the meaning of this?
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A test.
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A test?
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A test
of your security system.
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Right, Jack?
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That's right.
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We were just trying
to expose your soft spots.
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And I think we've found
the weak link.
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I detect an insulting implication
in your statement, monsieur.
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I'm sorry. What I meant was,
you're a moron.
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And the girl?
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A paid accomplice.
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For the purpose of
our little demonstration.
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(CHUCKLING)
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There you go, dear.
Now, run along.
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Captain, I think
you could take a hint
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from our
American friend, no?
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(GROWLING)
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(GRUNTING ANGRILY)
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Let us have dessert.
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After you.
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I got to hand it to you, Em.
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You were pretty quick
on your feet.
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Jack, how precisely
did you end up
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with a tray stuffed down
your shirt?
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You know the great thing
about being an American?
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You can plead the Fifth.
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You were stealing
Croque's silverware?
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Would you rather
I ask for a raise?
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Oh.
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JEAN-CLAUDE: Jack, have you
forgotten why you were sent here?
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Who wants to know?
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Well, who do you think?
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I bear an urgent communiqué
from President Jefferson.
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You must find
the stolen gold shipment
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and send it back to America.
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What does he think
I'm doing here?
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Oh, I cannot say it
in front of the lady.
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You must think we're the
suckers of the spy world, pal.
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Why would we take phony orders
from a French carrier parrot?
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(SQUAWKS)
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Because you're not the only
ones undercover, monsieur.
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Vive la résistance!
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That is the most loquacious
fowl I've ever encountered.
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Hey, look,
there's our little assassin.
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No need to thank us, dear.
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Give me that.
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What is it with you?
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You ruined my only chance to
get vengeance on that monster.
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Well, what has the Governor
done to you?
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My parents have always paid
their taxes.
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But this year
my father took ill.
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And when they couldn't pay,
they were thrown in prison.
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Ah, what's the worst they
could get? A year or two?
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Deftly handled, Jack.
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Hey, listen. Don't cry,
we'll figure something out.
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Besides, your parents
wouldn't want you
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putting yourself in harm's
way on their account.
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Now promise me that you're
gonna stop these shenanigans
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until we figure out
what to do, okay, swinkle?
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Okay.
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Give me that.
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Jack, the way you handled
that little girl was,
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well, very touching.
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It seems that just when
I have you figured out,
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you surprise me.
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(CHUCKLING) Are you kidding?
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A man will say anything
to keep a woman from crying.
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It's like nails
on a chalkboard.
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Hey, you don't like the
answer, don't ask the question.
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You told that little girl
we'd think of something,
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and we just did.
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We're stealing the gold back
from Croque, all right,
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but we're going to use it
to pay off the people's taxes.
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(CLEARING THROAT) Now, I
know you think I'm a louse,
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but I would never disobey
a direct order.
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And I would never sell out
my own country,
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not even
for Little Orphan Annie.
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Turn off the faucet, sister.
I wasn't born yesterday.
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Well, it was worth a try.
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But I won't give up
on this one, Jack.
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Wait a minute.
You're a wealthy exporter.
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Why don't you just pony up
the cash, moneybags?
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I export
local arts and crafts,
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but I only keep enough
to maintain my cover.
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The real profits
go back to the people.
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Well, then, we'll just
have to agree to disagree.
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But agree that stealing the gold
is still an agreeable plan, agreed?
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Don't make me
use my stuff on you, baby.
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I'm showing you how we're
going to steal the money.
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My latest invention made from
the sap of a rubber tree.
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It's rope
with elastic property.
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Oh, yeah, what did you
have in mind?
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Will you stop that?
Now, pay attention.
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The gold is still at the port.
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I will arrange
to accompany the Governor
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when he escorts it
back to his mansion.
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EMILIA: (VOICEOVER)
Then I'll make a suggestion.
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(EMILIA LAUGHING)
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It's such a lovely day,
Governor,
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why not take the scenic route?
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A splendid idea, Emilia.
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Pierre, the scenic route.
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EMILIA: (VOICEOVER)
That's where you come in.
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You'll position yourself at
our predetermined ambush point.
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Where just as we pass
under the bridge,
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you'll swoop down,
steal the gold
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and spring back up to safety.
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Well, they say rubber's
99% effective.
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You there, halt!
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Prepare to die, Dragoon.
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How'd you know I'd be here?
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My security techniques have
recently been called into question.
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I've since learned
to expect the unexpected.
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Me and my big mouth.
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Arrete!
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What have we here?
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I've captured the Dragoon,
Governor!
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I owe you an apology,
Captain.
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It seems your security
measures are second to none.
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And now we will find out
the true identity
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of this caped annoyance.
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I am quite giddy, madame.
How about you?
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The suspense alone
could kill me.
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You were right, Captain.
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Always expect the unexpected.
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(LAUGHING)
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BROGARD: Get him!
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Kill him! Shoot him!
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(WHINNYING)
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Oops.
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Mon Dieu!
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En garde!
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(SOLDIER YELLING)
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BROGARD: Idiot!
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In chess, this is what
we call a stalemate.
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Yeah? And in Parcheesi,
this is what we call a...
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Come to think of it, there's no
such thing as a tie in Parcheesi.
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And what does that
have to do with anything?
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Well, you brought up the games.
I'm just making conversation.
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Then I have a proposition
for you.
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Oh?
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Let us agree to live
one more day.
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Fine by me.
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Oh, Captain, don't look now,
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but your barn door's open
and your cows are getting out.
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(LAUGHING)
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Zut alors!
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When I agreed to let you train
with my men, Captain,
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I expected them back.
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Forgive me, Governor, but this
Dragoon made a fool out of me today.
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If word spreads
of his existence,
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it could galvanize
the people.
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Not for long.
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And not even the Dragoon
will be able to resuscitate
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the peoples' spirits.
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Well, that was
a swell plan, brainiac.
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Next time, maybe we ought to just
throw a bunch of sharp objects
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up in the air
and hope for the best.
254
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,134
If it weren't
for my elastic rope,
255
00:12:51,203 --> 00:12:52,431
the taxidermist
would be stuffing
256
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,700
your thick skull right now
to replace the moose
257
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,435
above the Governor's
fireplace.
258
00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:59,202
Next time, we do things
my way. Capisce?
259
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:00,302
Oh, and which way is that?
260
00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:02,279
Rattle the cage
and beg for a banana?
261
00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:04,782
Close. We break
into Croque's vault.
262
00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:07,341
Brilliant.
As if we had any other choice.
263
00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:09,080
I'll need to concoct something
to get us past the lock.
264
00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:10,213
(BELL RINGING)
265
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:11,586
Oh, yeah, I need
another one of your gizmos
266
00:13:11,657 --> 00:13:14,387
like I need a hole
in the head, sister.
267
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:16,625
Hi. Come on in.
268
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:18,957
(EMILIA EXCLAIMS)
269
00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:21,833
Give me that.
270
00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:23,858
Are you out of your mind?
271
00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:27,372
You said you'd think of something
to get my parents out of jail.
272
00:13:27,439 --> 00:13:30,875
You gotta learn to manage your
disappointment a little better, kid.
273
00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:32,973
I miss them so much.
274
00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:36,345
Your turn.
275
00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:39,149
There, there, my dear.
276
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:41,843
Unfortunately, there are
selfish people in the world
277
00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:44,014
who justify their crimes
against humanity
278
00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:46,614
by saying they were
just following orders.
279
00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:48,593
Yes, and there are
other people
280
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,128
whose bleeding hearts
make them forget
281
00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:52,426
that certain things
aren't theirs to give away.
282
00:13:53,432 --> 00:13:55,992
Let's not forget those who
look normal on the outside,
283
00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:59,560
but are, in fact, Lucifer's
minions sent from the bowels of Hell
284
00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:01,037
to torture us.
285
00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:02,970
Then there's the women
who love them.
286
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,202
(SCOFFING)
287
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:07,102
All we can do is
hope for the best, my dear.
288
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:10,945
You never know when you'll be
surprised by the kindness of strangers.
289
00:15:06,805 --> 00:15:10,673
Well, this vault should keep
the Dragoon at bay, Captain,
290
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,439
or should I call him
the Flying Dragoon?
291
00:15:14,179 --> 00:15:16,238
Our peasants and their rumors.
292
00:15:16,715 --> 00:15:20,151
I assure you,
we will dispel these myths
293
00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:24,349
when we hang the Dragoon's dead
body next to the Emperor's flag.
294
00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:25,717
Hmm.
295
00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:37,557
(LAUGHING)
296
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:38,728
You hear that?
297
00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:41,739
You're talking to the Flying
Dragoon. I'm a legend, baby.
298
00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:43,968
I wonder how
that rumor began.
299
00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:47,235
All right, I'm sorry
I made fun of your inventions.
300
00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:49,304
I'm glad you feel that way
because here's another.
301
00:15:49,381 --> 00:15:51,975
Ah, I was wondering when
we were going to play doctor.
302
00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:54,679
By the way, nice outfit.
Who painted it on you?
303
00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:57,187
Can I ask you a question, Jack? Sure.
304
00:15:57,256 --> 00:16:00,123
You were sent here to protect
American interests, correct?
305
00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:01,181
Yeah.
306
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:03,922
And would you qualify freedom
as an American interest?
307
00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:05,020
Yeah.
308
00:16:05,097 --> 00:16:08,624
So by your own definition, using
American gold to set Annie's parents free
309
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:12,193
would be tantamount to preserving
democracy overseas, correct?
310
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:13,704
Oh, of course.
311
00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:15,301
Wait a minute.
312
00:16:15,407 --> 00:16:16,567
Nice try.
313
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,847
That is the strangest clock
I've ever seen.
314
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:29,910
No, it's the alarm.
315
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:30,978
Well, we'll just turn it off.
316
00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:32,114
No!
317
00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:34,449
Oh.
318
00:16:34,526 --> 00:16:36,653
Double time it, sister.
We've been made.
319
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:38,754
(CHUCKLING)
320
00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:41,526
Come on, down the hatch.
321
00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:46,032
My gold!
322
00:16:47,873 --> 00:16:49,340
To the stairs.
323
00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:54,306
Get off.
324
00:16:56,915 --> 00:16:59,645
Just what I want to see.
It's Croque's dirty laundry.
325
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:06,020
Hey, you still got
that springy thingy?
326
00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:08,082
Oh, you mean the one that
saved your life? Yeah, yeah.
327
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,388
Look, here's the plan.
328
00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:11,554
We're gonna do a reverse
Santie Claus, see?
329
00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:13,257
We're gonna shimmy up
that chimney to the roof,
330
00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:16,165
then swing to freedom
on your rubber hose.
331
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,967
What an appropriate place
to find you, monsieur.
332
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,802
This time your goose
is cooked.
333
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,141
Oh, yeah?
334
00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:36,344
Over my dead salami.
335
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:48,860
Well, I guess it's cold cuts
for everyone.
336
00:17:52,304 --> 00:17:54,169
Kill him.
No!
337
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:56,738
He's mine.
338
00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:39,610
(JACK LAUGHING)
339
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,531
Brogard,
340
00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:59,163
I think you have done
quite enough.
341
00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:02,537
Kill the Dragoon!
342
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:09,978
(JACK LAUGHING)
343
00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:16,282
Well, it seems the Dragoon
has breaded us, Captain.
344
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:21,149
Perhaps you should take this
opportunity to rethink your strategy.
345
00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:30,233
Here you go, pal.
It's all yours.
346
00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:37,197
And tell the President I'm
not a lost and found, will you?
347
00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:40,572
Em, you're a good sport
for letting me use
348
00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:42,614
one of your ships
to return the gold.
349
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:45,946
Yes, your country will be
very proud indeed.
350
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:49,510
They couldn't possibly have survived
without those two bags of gold.
351
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:51,647
I'll tell Annie the good news.
352
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,288
Oh.
353
00:19:59,798 --> 00:20:01,390
I picked them myself.
354
00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:04,128
I'm sorry, but I couldn't
afford a gift.
355
00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:07,037
These are my parents.
356
00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:09,938
Well, I don't understand.
357
00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:13,006
You were right about
the kindness of strangers.
358
00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:15,207
The Dragoon paid our taxes,
359
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,111
and now my parents are free.
360
00:20:18,183 --> 00:20:19,514
What a guy.
361
00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:22,411
Just do me a favor.
362
00:20:22,487 --> 00:20:24,614
Next time you want
to shoot something,
363
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:27,318
come on by
and we'll shoot the breeze.
364
00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:34,632
Well, you know how
the shipping business is.
365
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,930
You always lose
10% in transit.
366
00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:39,402
You can't keep track
of every little dollar.
367
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:44,040
You don't have to say it.
I know I'm wonderful.
368
00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:47,704
It seems you do have a moral
compass after all, Mr. Stiles.
369
00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:49,610
You may not always follow it,
but it's there.
370
00:20:49,681 --> 00:20:51,979
Well, let's just let that be
our little secret, eh?
371
00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:54,314
Incidentally, 10% of the gold
should be more than enough
372
00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:55,853
to free Annie's parents
from jail.
373
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,651
If you're suggesting what
I think you're suggesting,
374
00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:01,022
let me tell you just
how wrong you are
375
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:03,418
over dinner,
376
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,328
and I'm buying.
377
00:21:05,378 --> 00:21:09,928
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